Happy Birfday Brenda!!

Today, I would like to publically "celebrificate someone's bornfulness," by wishing my friend, Brenda a happy __tieth birthday!!!!! Although I respect George Bush as our Commander-in-Chief, I couldn't help stealing this play on words from the creative people at Hallmark. I thought it was pretty funny. Brenda, just wanted to say that I, among many, are thankful for your "bornfulness" and wish you a wonderful day of "celebrification." Happy ??th, friend!!!!!

**Message to my sister....where did the word "birfday" come from? I know you, of all people, would remember??? Tell me, please! Put me out of my misery.