Wii might....Wii might not

In the spirit of April Fool's Day, I would like to propose this story to you. Today, after months and months of Walmart stalking, "wii" finally got our "wii." Or maybe "wii" didn't. It is the first of April, after all. I may be fabricating the whole thing. Yet, I couldn't believe it when I asked my good Walmart friend in Electronics if they had any in. When hii nonchalantly replied, "Yes, wii have 6," I asked him to pinch mii. Hii must have been afraid of a potential lawsuit because hii didn't oblige. Hii just walked away, leaving mii to pier through the glass case, searching the shelves to see if hii was really telling mii the truth. Maybe hii was, maybe hii wasn't.