There's a bathroom on the right

Need some laughter as you are approaching another week? Try these misquoted lyrics on for size. They made me laugh out loud.

Billy Joel: You May Be Right
The real lyrics were:
You may be right, I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're lookin for...
Misheard them as:
You made the rice, I made the gravy,But it just may be some tuna fish you're lookin for...

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
The real lyrics were:
There's a bad moon on the rise
Misheard them as:
There's a bathroom on the right

The Band: Up On Cripple Creek
The real lyrics were:
Up on Cripple Creek...
Misheard them as:
Come on, crippled creep...

And the most difficult to understand.....

Elton John (countless ones to pick from for him!!)
Rocket Man
The real lyrics were:
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
Misheard them as:
Rocket man, turning up the strings where they belong.

Do you have any songs you have been singing wrong for years?